STITCHES
About the Book
“STITCHES” – Gut-bustlingly, hilariously, and outrageously funny. It depicts comical day-to-day lifestyles and hustles in the adjoined, back woods of Alabama.
Lottery playing addict, Boogey Johnson and trouble-making, first cousin, Winton take you on the ride of comical, pain staking and sometimes down-right rude situations when finding themselves mixed up with crocked law officials and mobster-type misfits.
Rev (Reverend) Ronald, an ex-gang member and born again Saint, spends his days educating others on the Word, when finding his past haunted by demons. Boogey finds himself united with a friend turn rival; the king of pranks and mastermind of deception, Melley, who deceptively plots against Boogey for revenge.
Boogey and Winton can’t distinguish professionalism from play, so their non-stop, childish behavior spills into the workplace; delighting workers and pissing off the bosses.
Financially struggling, Boogey and Nattie embarks on a shopping spree when pranked as mega jackpot winners; getting in deeper with creditors and old school gangsters. As for Winton, if making enemies with a corrupt sheriff is not enough, he gets caught up with a notorious, country drug lord who stops at nothing to punish his rivals.
STITCHES is a laugh-out-loud comedy, filled with funny twists and turns. If you simply enjoy comedy, this is a must read. There are all sorts of knuckleheads in life and everyone is affiliated with at least one, however, the STITCHES’ cast has and exceptionally higher number in this small community. A masterpiece; STITCHES mingles: crazy humor, romance, and outrageous, hilarious comedy, with escalating comical events.
NOTE: Contains intentional spelling irregularities, to convey the character’s comical pronunciations which make the story more comical.